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TWAT! (There I said it!)

I was gonna give up masturbation for lent very VERY happy I didn’t I’d be in jail for murder by now had i given that up. Although I read somewhere that giving up masturbation is ideal in celibacy cases I’m just too weak for that -shrugs- I did give up the c-word (twat) and I realized I was using that word quite often. It is one of my favorite words and all but I probably shouldn’t be calling everyone a ….vagina.

I haven’t updated in forever because I didn’t have anything to really talk abou-ok I’m lying I had a lot to talk about but I just…cant….(fuck!) MOVING ON!

As some of you know I’ve been having problems with this guy in my poly sci class. The thing is he feels like he’s being friendly I feel like he’s being overly flirtatious and it makes me sick. Monday I asked him to leave me alone and well he decided to do it today and you know what I had a really good day in class. I didn’t feel uncomfortable or anything I was able to participate and what not without feeling some kinda way. Now I did catch him staring from time to time but it was so much better than him talking to me. I’m a quiet person thats how I function all I ask is for people to respect that, when I feel like opening up I usually do!

I’m sure there was something else I wanted to talk about oh! chea so after some deep thought I figured out where my money was vanishing off to. Now that I’m natural I don’t really go out every two weeks and buy weave and what not that was almost 100 dollars out of my pocket and guess what I did…paid my phone bill 2 months in a row. I know your thinking… wtf I do that shit I don’t get why this is a big deal. Well it is to me because I’d pay it once in a blue moon. Now I’m all attached to it and need to have it on , epiphany over I’m still here…the end.

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Confessions from Poly Sci

Today was the first day of class, you can’t really get a first impression from the first day (in my sincerest opinion). I do think I’ll enjoy myself and be enlightened! There are a few things that I didn’t expect in this paticular class that I really should’ve prepared for.

When I arrived it was crazy early so I watched a few episodes of the office while I waited. When I finally got into the class there was this guy who randomly started talking to me, then he got flirty which wasn’t a problem because I was cute today so I understood why he was behaving the way he was. (was that cocky?)

We went thru the introductions and what not (“My name is Tomicha, I’m 23 graduated from East Tech… I’m a journalism major…..thats all I got *awkward silence and side eye allaround*“) then the guy who’s sitting next to me says “my name is *insert name here* I’m married got 4 kids” I don’t think I need to explain how tacky it is for you to be flirting with me when your married. I plan on getting married one of these days and I’d really want for my partner to have similar views towards marriage that I have. I expect him to take it seriously unlike my classmate who’s looking for a fling in class. (#getchobig #dobetterordie)

Then there was this guy (you’ve all met him atleast once in life) we’ll call him black power man. This fool (not the actual guy in the photo I’m using it for comedic effect) felt like he knew everything and felt the need to burst out in random sermons throughout the class. At some point I believe he thought he knew more than the instructor. The thing I learned from him this week is that, we killed the indians to buy the land here, barack obama isnt our true first black president and isreal isnt the sacred land to the jews they stole it from us after they killed Jesus….. (do with that random knowledge what you will. Personally I’ll be burning that out of my mind with a flame thrower)

There is a bit of eye candy in the class but I plan on staying focused because a sister needs her financial aid back (yaaaas bitch)

Buiness Cards, Shivs, Pirate Ships and Angels

Last night well no around 3am Sunday morning I finally decided to do my aunts business cards. She’d been asking about them and I had been putting them off because I didn’t have any colored ink (and now I don’t have any black ink) I think they came out good. They would’ve been so much better if she would’ve went to a professional printing company but my sweet canon printer did the damn thing. I didn’t factor in the time it would take to separate each card theres still a huge ass mess of paper on my desk that I refuse to clean up.

MOVING ALONG! I was gonna do this long winded entry about taking responsibility for your actions, in fact! I was going to name it “TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FO’ YO’ SHIT BOO” But I got side tracked and its 3 am now and my thoughts aren’t too clear. I was on the twitter and @missjia put up this link to what has to be the funniest amazon review I’ve ever read. Like I shit you not I laughed until I cried. Then I read like 10 to 20 pages of the comments and cried all over again. I seriously was gonna buy the book for a complimentary shiv -shrugs-.

/SIDEBAR (LEGION SPOILERS)

I saw Legion. I’m thinking about doing a movie review when I get some time. The thing is while it wasnt a bad movie it wasnt a great movie either. There were fascinating moments in the story. (God being fed up and exterminating us, Gabrielle being the right hand of God Michael the fallen angel. ) I just hate when the movie is meaningless until your about 45 minutes in. At some point I had my eyes closed on some time to take a nap shit. I can honestly say while I don’t care for Armageddon themed movies this one was ok. I respect the originality of the plot.