Confessions from Poly Sci

Today was the first day of class, you can’t really get a first impression from the first day (in my sincerest opinion). I do think I’ll enjoy myself and be enlightened! There are a few things that I didn’t expect in this paticular class that I really should’ve prepared for.

When I arrived it was crazy early so I watched a few episodes of the office while I waited. When I finally got into the class there was this guy who randomly started talking to me, then he got flirty which wasn’t a problem because I was cute today so I understood why he was behaving the way he was. (was that cocky?)

We went thru the introductions and what not (“My name is Tomicha, I’m 23 graduated from East Tech… I’m a journalism major…..thats all I got *awkward silence and side eye allaround*“) then the guy who’s sitting next to me says “my name is *insert name here* I’m married got 4 kids” I don’t think I need to explain how tacky it is for you to be flirting with me when your married. I plan on getting married one of these days and I’d really want for my partner to have similar views towards marriage that I have. I expect him to take it seriously unlike my classmate who’s looking for a fling in class. (#getchobig #dobetterordie)


Then there was this guy (you’ve all met him atleast once in life) we’ll call him black power man. This fool (not the actual guy in the photo I’m using it for comedic effect) felt like he knew everything and felt the need to burst out in random sermons throughout the class. At some point I believe he thought he knew more than the instructor. The thing I learned from him this week is that, we killed the indians to buy the land here, barack obama isnt our true first black president and isreal isnt the sacred land to the jews they stole it from us after they killed Jesus….. (do with that random knowledge what you will. Personally I’ll be burning that out of my mind with a flame thrower)

There is a bit of eye candy in the class but I plan on staying focused because a sister needs her financial aid back (yaaaas bitch)