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fucking lizard dream

This is my first entry via blackberry! Ok but seriously I had the oddest dream today and I had to blog about it before I lost my mind.

The dream was me being in a house and seeing a lizard big huge fucking lizard. The next thing you know there were tiny blue dots all over the place and they got bigger and turned into lizards. It was hard to get away from them I was trying to step carefully and avoid them but I stepped on a few of them. I finally got to the bathroom thinking I’d just lock myself in there but when I got there it too was filled with lizards and turtles! Not even a realistic turtle either it was a big squirtle looking motherfucker! Whom I might add pissed on me, a big gross stream of urine!

I kept running back and forth through the house squishing lizards under my feet it was never ending. I woke up confused I consulted google about it. So according to google lizards symbolize a problem arriving. While turtles symbolize winning and freedom.

I have so much shit going on in my life that I have no idea what’s going on here. All I know is that the universe is warning me to be on my toes.

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